Tuesday, March 18, 2014

My Crazy Week

On Tuesday I got into a car accident. A line of cars was braking and everyone stopped--except the girl behind me. She slammed into my rear bumper. I got some whiplash, but the kids seemed fine. Somehow, in the midst of it all, I did manage to save the dessert on the passenger's seat from launching onto the floor. You can see where my priorities are!

I would never wish for a car accident, but it has been handy to reinforce what we have been saying to E. about the necessity of seat belts and sitting in your seat properly.

Then on Wednesday, we needed milk. Actually, we needed milk on Monday, but I kept putting off the errand (something about two boys, a small space, and glass bottles made me less than enthusiastic). The back of our car was scraped up, but that was all, so I didn't think anything of going downtown to get some milk. I even bought an extra half gallon to make some yogurt, which brought our total up to a gallon and a half. I loaded everyone into the car, turned the key, and heard nothing. Absolutely nothing. Really? Is this really happening? I asked myself, a question I would keep asking as the week went on.

I tried to call Dave, but I wasn't getting any cell phone service (it was a cloudy day) and I had hardly any battery left. I tried calling a friend for a ride, but . . . still, no service. .  .

Right. Alright. So we're really doing this. . .

Thank the Lord, my stroller, huge beast that it is, was in my trunk. I unloaded the kids, reloaded them into the stroller, along with some chicken and three glass bottles full of milk. It was one time I was thankful for a messy car since we had plenty of hats and mittens to keep everyone warm on the almost-two-mile hike back home.

About ten minutes down the road, I was able to reach Dave and he started trying to figure out what to do about the car, which was parked in a two-hour space. He called the city ("please be lenient, we're trying to move our car!") and a towing/auto repair place. But what do you know? The tow truck guy needed the car key. Well, I was not turning around after I had already been walking for half an hour. No, sir. Not a chance. Dave decided (with a little help from me. . . ) to drop the key off on the way home from work and to pray the city would not give us a ticket in the meantime.

The kids and I stopped off at a park on the way and met some friends. Why miss out on a play-date just because of some minor car trouble?

Then the coup de gras on the day: we made it all the way home, and, as I was pushing our stroller up the driveway, one of the milk bottles fell out and shattered, sending a river of whole, grass-fed, low-pasteurized milk down the sidewalk. (Really? Did that just happen!?) I managed to lug them all the way home and then mere feet from door, one half-gallon falls out and breaks??? Whatever. I wanted to go to bed and wake up on a different day. But even that wouldn't have helped. . .

On Thursday, in an unprecedented moment of stupidity--even for me--I put our laptop too close to a candle and burned a big hole into the back of the monitor. I caught it before it went too far, so to speak, but now we have a permanent gray mark about the size of a lime on our computer screen. I thought about blaming the kids, but I'd still come out looking bad for letting my kids play with candles. Oh well. The maple pancake smell was good while it lasted.

P.S. Our car has started every single time since that adventurous morning.

Monday, March 10, 2014

List of 42 New Goals (2014)







Books to Read
1. The Wizard of Oz 
2. The House of Spirits- Isabelle Allende 
3. Peter Pan 
4. The Tiger's Wife 
5. Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
6. How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia  
7. Woman Hollering Creek  
8. 7 Habits of Highly Effective People  
9. 28 Days to the Work You Love  
10. Gaining Ground-Forrest Pritchard


Exercise
11. Complete the P90X Program

Giving
12. Donate something to charity (more than old stuff to Goodwill)
13. Volunteer somewhere
14. Write an anonymous appreciation note
15. Write down 365 blessings I'm grateful for
16. Donate hair to Locks of Love

Career
17. Finish writing a children's book and send it out 

Experiences
18. Pick a place on a map and drive there  
19. Plant an herb garden  
20. Learn to draw  
21. Take and finish a class on coursera 
22. Memorize the words to Auld Lang Syne
23. Learn a new dance
24. Do a pull-up
25. Change own oil
26. Find a good dentist and take the whole family there
27. Visit Old Town Alexandria, VA

Money
28. Go 1 month without eating out  
29. Use cash envelopes every month. Nothing on the credit card except gas.
30. Get term life insurance for me  
31. Make our wills

Food to Try
32. Jicama 
33. Kefir 
34. Kombucha  
35. Nutritional Yeast  
36. Parsnip 

Movies to Watch
37. Notorious 
38. Chariots of Fire
39. Monty Python and the Holy Grail  
40. It Happened One Night
41. His Girl Friday 
42. Sunset Boulevard